Thursday, September 13, 2007

Julio Lugo, nut

Welcome to Primarily Baseball.

I quote:


Lugo fondly recalled a magical moment when the team flew over the international date late in the Pacific Ocean.


“I was (video)taping out the window and it was one of the most impressive things I’ve seen in my entire life,” he said. “We were flying across it and, I swear, it was completely day time and then in 30 seconds, it was completely dark. It was incredible. I’ll never forget it.”

Now that, well, didn't happen. Julio Lugo either is cleverly duping the Boston Herald reporter or had assumed that being airborne somehow lifts the illegality of certain substances. Which is it? According to Wikipedia,

Lugo has received controversy in the Boston media regarding incessant crotch grabbing during games....It's even been suggested that local Red Sox network NESN attempts to only show him from above the waist to avoid TV embarrassment.

In short, Julio Lugo would be awesome, if only he could hit.

5 comments:

Blackadder said...

Well, he may be crazy, and he may be bad at baseball, but at least Lugo is a good person.

Jack Klompus said...

Two words: not guilty.

Blackadder said...

Yeah, I'm sure his wife banged her own head against the car door.

Jack Klompus said...

We agree: Mrs. Lugo needs to be careful.

Jack Klompus said...

"From now on, you're going to see who's who. This is the time you see who is who -- right now. That's it." - Julio Lugo