Friday, September 28, 2007

If Sterling and Waldman were Sox announcers (god forbid)

Sterling: The Reeddd Sooxxxxxxx Wiin! Thhheeeeeeeeee Reedd Sooxxx Wiinnnnnn! The Red Sox are division champs!

Waldman: [orgasms, dies, keeps screaming]

6 comments:

Blackadder said...

What's sad is that apparently Michael Kay yelled that the Sox are division champions a number of times right after the game.

The Yankees are now guaranteed to have a better record against the Sox than they do against the Orioles.

Jack Klompus said...

The second place New York Yankees. It has a ring to it.

Blackadder said...

When the Sox win 9 in a row, then you can come talk to me.

Jack Klompus said...

Forgive me for forgetting that the best team is the one that has the luck to distribute its second-place quantity of wins so as to be consecutive.

Blackadder said...

Um, I meant divisions, not games.

Jack Klompus said...

I prefer my interpretation.