Monday, December 24, 2007

Awards time

Drumrolls, please. This year's first annual

Primarily Baseball

award for

Excellence in Sportswriting Excellence

for the pursuit and achievement of excellence in sportswriting excellence

in the year of our Fucking God Damn Lord 2007



goes to Primarily Baseball.

This special site, in its mere three months of existence, brought trenchant analysis and unparalleled wit to baseball fans the world over. It pissed off such luminaries as diehard Jason Varitek fans, most of whom were overweight. Thanks to Primarily Baseball, the might of the righteous on earth is today stronger than it has ever been. May God continue to bless America.

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