Thursday, November 1, 2007

The Mud Hens Strike Back

If only Sterling and Waldman could opt-out of their contracts. Or lives. Whatever relieves my ears of their daily impression, What An Orgasm Stretched Out Over Three Hours And Rendered As Baseball Announcing Sounds Like.

Point is, the opt-out is my new favorite tool. Through it, A-Rod has managed to unite Sox fans and Yankees fans in hatred of himself. And anyone but Scott Boras should find this stunt pretty awesome.

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