Showing posts with label Yankees broadcasters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yankees broadcasters. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Travesty

You're a baseball announcer. How do you ruin back-to-back-to-back home runs? Right here. It comes naturally if you're John Asshat Sterling.

No amount of waterboarding could ever suffice to punish the use of the term "Swish-a-licious." But by golly we should try.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Crime against humanity

John Sterling just called Ivan Rodriguez "the pudge-a-roo." If the Hague court ever adopts the death penalty, I'm funding Sterling's European vacation.